Don't Be This Guy

I'll keep this brief.

Great Idea: Wearing a bluetooth headset in the car. It keeps your hands at 10 & 2, it's the law in some states, & it proves you are a sensible human being.

Bad Idea: Wearing a bluetooth headset ANYWHERE ELSE! It makes you look like a tool, everyone in Panera is hearing your conversation (that isn't nearly as important as you think) while they are trying to work on their presentation for the church plant. Seriously, there are 9 people at different tables surrounding Mr. Oblivious and we are all shooting each other looks communicating, "If you start the attack we are all behind you."

This is my face right at this moment. Notice the annoyed stare?

This post has been sponsored by M.W.B.P.R.M.S.O.P.E.P (Making the World a Better Place by Ridding Machines Sticking Out of People's Ears in Public).